May 2013
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brainmouth:
A Penis is a Warm Gun
I’m going to do porn and get really famous for it,
like more famous than anyone ever because of it,
and then tell the press that I’m bigger than Jesus
and then eventually stop doing porn after falling in love with fellow porn star, Fellatioko Ono,
and I want people to hate her for it
even long after I am murdered.
Prose, you guys. Ok. Motherfucking...
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No: ...book titles that begin with "The Secret... →
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I’m not sure who used it first but it has gone far enough. Today, theNewerYork is officially putting any book that begins with “The Secret Life of…” in the same shamed folder as anything not made by Apple that is called the iSomething.
“Secret Lives” and iThings are trite, lame, deflated,…
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Good Vibrations
Im pickin up good vibrations Shes giving me excitations Im pickin up good vibrations (oom bop bop good vibrations) Shes giving me excitations (oom bop bop excitations) Good good good good vibrations (oom bop bop) Shes giving me excitations (oom bop bop excitations) Good good good good vibrations (oom bop bop) Shes giving me excitations (oom bop bop excitations) (ahhhhhhh) (ah my my what elation) I...
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penny goring: fuck off: →
brainmouth:
pjgoring:
Akhmatova’s Orphans
Auden Group
The Beats
Black Arts Movement
Black Mountain poets
British Poetry Revival
Cairo poets
Castalian Band
Cavalier poets
Chhayavaad
Churchyard poets
Confessionalists
Créolité
Cyclic poets
Dadaism
Deep image
Della Cruscans
Dolce Stil Novo
Dymock poets
Ecopoetry
The poets of Elan
Flarf
Fugitives
Garip
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WE GOT REVIEWED ON TheLitPub.com →
Finding good homes for good books since 2011 … The Lit Pub is an independent publishing company that serves our ever-growing community of book lovers, authors, and publishers by recommending several books a week on our blog.
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Haiku
ensconced in the bosom of morningside rehab facility
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Imagine Sisqo in his journal, writing all this...
This thing right here Is lettin all the ladies know What guys talk about You know The finer things in life Hahaha Check it out Ooh dat dress so scandalous And ya know another nigga couldn’t handle it See ya shakin that thang like who’s da ish With a look in ya eye so devilish Uh Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots Not just urban she...
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April 2013
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No: "No" to Zach Braff Using Kickstarter for His... →
We are starting a weekly blog where theNewerYork says “No” to dumb shit in popular culture… This is the first post:
wesayno:
As a relatively unknown, Kickstarter funded publisher, theNewerYork thinks big-wig-Kickstarter culture (Zach Braff, Andy Kaufman, etc) are tainting and tarnishing an otherwise inspiring creative environment. Braff raised $2 million dollars in 3 days;...
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“Hey if you are a girl and you like Ernest Hemingway, reblog/like this. My...”
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A story is like we’re walking down the street and I see a guy and he leaves his shoes in front of a tanning salon. So I go and I pick up his shoes, and inside his shoes there’s a note, and the note says, “If you call this number, I’ll give you three gold bars and a blowjob.” So you call that number, and you go to that person’s house, and actually… uh, it’s your, uh, guidance counselor, and it was...
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